Americans Detest All Lies Except Lies Spoken

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her Husband Will Claim She Did.

Probably You Have Noted The Resemblance Of The Critic To The Crank.

Half The Time Men Think They Are Talking Business, They Are Wasting Time.

Every Man Is A Reformer Until Reform Tramps On His Toes.