A Conquered Foe Should Be Watched.

A Theory Is No More Like A Fact Than A Photograph Is Like A Person.

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

If You Don't Learn To Laugh At Troubles, You Won't Have Anything To Laugh At When You Grow Old.

Men Have As Exaggerated An Idea Of Their Rights As Women Have Of Their Wrongs.

At First A Woman Doesn't Want Anything But A Husband, But As Soon As Gets One, She Wants Everything Else In The World.