Reading Is Like Permitting A Man To

American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

At First A Woman Doesn't Want Anything But A Husband, But As Soon As Gets One, She Wants Everything Else In The World.

Farmers Only Worry During The Growing Season, But Townspeople Worry All The Time.

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.

When You Can't Do Anything Else To A Boy, You Can Make Him Wash His Face.