The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction

The Only Thing Some People Do Is Get Older.

There Is Only One Thing People Like That Is Good For Them; A Good Night's Sleep.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

Fishing Seems To Be The Favorite Form Of Loafing.

As Soon As The People Fix One Shame Of The World, Another Turns Up.