American Closets Are Filled With Once-worn Clothes

Never Trust The Food In A Restaurant On Top Of The Tallest Building In Town That Spends A Lot Of Time Folding Napkins.

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If You Get Murdered Because You Go On A Date With Someone You Met On The Internet, You Probably Deserved It.

Before A Kid Learns How To Use A Computer That Can Solve Mathematical Problems, He Or She Should Know How To Do Arithmetic Without A Computer.