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Not Many People In This World Are As Lucky As I've Been. ... All This Time I've Been Paid To Say What Is On My Mind On Television. You Don't Get Any Luckier In Life Than That.

When Those Waiters Ask Me If I Want Some Fresh Ground Pepper, I Ask If They Have Any Aged Pepper.

A Writer's Job Is To Tell The Truth.

Don't You Hate It When...your Suitcase Is The Last One Off The Airplane?

The Best Thing About A Vacation Is Planning It.