It's Not So Much That I Write

It Would Be A Better World If Everyone In It Knew All The Truth About Everything.

For Every Stunning, Smart, Well-coiffed Hot Woman Of 40 +, There Is A Balding, Paunchy Relic In Yellow Pants Making A Fool Of Himself With Some 22-year-old Waitress.

I Don't Think The Government Is Out To Get Me Or Help Someone Else Get Me But It Wouldn't Surprise Me If They Were Out To Sell Me Something Or Help Someone Else Sell Me Something. I Mean, Why Else Would The Census Bureau Want To Know My Telephone Number?

We're All Torn Between The Desire For Privacy And The Fear Of Lonliness. We Need Each Other And We Need To Get Away From Each Other. We Need Proximity And Distance, Conversation And Silence. We Almost Always Get More Of Each Than We Want At Any One Time.

Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy Hunter.