I Hate Niggas! I Hate Em! I

People Are The Same Wherever You Go. And If They Weren't, They Wouldn't Laugh At The Same S**t.

I Think It’s Better To Have Ideas. You Can Change An Idea; Changing A Belief Is Trickier.

Whoever You Hate Will End Up In Your Family. You Don't Like Gays? You're Gonna Have A Gay Son. You Don't Like Puerto Ricans? Your Daughter's Gonna Come Home With Livin' La Vida Loca!

A Black Christian Is Like A Black Person With No Memory.

Though Part Of Me Had Always Wanted To Be A Comedian, Another Part Of Me Had Always Wanted To Be Bryant Gumbel Or Dan Rather.