Ambien Might Have Mentally Just Tossed My

You Can't All Of A Sudden Go To Sleep One Night And Wake Up Martha Stewart. It's Bit By Bit By Bit.

I Still Believe In The Holy Trinity, Except Now It's Target, Trader Joe's, And Ikea.

Point? Maybe You Aren't A Carrie Or A Samantha Or A Charlotte Or A Miranda. Maybe You're Just You.

Despite My Best Efforts, I'm Not Quite Perfect. Let's Just Say I'm Like One Of Those Hopi Blankets Where They Leave A Tiny Flaw So As To Not Affront The Lord.

Ambien Might Have Mentally Just Tossed My Salad. With Croutons.