When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone

I'm Married, Which Means That Instead Of Occasionally Wondering About Men From Afar, I Actually Live With One And Can Be Constantly Astounded By The Strange Male Brain.

Imagine My Surprise When, After A Lifetime Of Teaching Me To Keep Personal Things To Myself, Mom Insisted My Drawings Were The Start Of A Comic Strip For Millions Of People To Enjoy.

What Happened To The Good Old Days Of "woman As Passive Recipient?" What Happened To Being Courted? What Happened To Sitting Back Under A Parasol And Granting Someone A Chance To Try To Win Us Over?

One Day, In 1982, For 15 Minutes, My Hair Was Perfect.

I Have An Office In My House And One About Five Minutes From My House. I Worked Solely Out Of My House For Many Years, But Find, With Children, That I Have To Be In A Different Zip Code To Think.