A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

All Men Are Born Equal, But Some Of Them Outgrow It.

To A Teenager, It Cannot Be True Love If Her Family Approves Of Him.