Men Have Higher Body Temperatures Than Women.

Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.

All Men Look At Dr. Ruth And Wonder How She Has Gained All That Sexual Experience.

The Logic Was, There Weren't Too Many Female Comedians, So I Thought I Might As Well Try A Field That Had Fewer Competitors Than The Field I Was In, Which Was Acting, Singing And Dancing.

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.

Be Careful Of Men Who Are Bald And Rich; The Arrogance Of "rich" Usually Cancels Out The Nice Of "bald".