All Men Are Born Equal, But Some

The State Of The Union Largely Depends On The State Of The Unions.

Divorce Is The Price People Play For Playing With Matches.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

The Most Uncommon Form Of Intelligence Is Common Sense.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.