All Men Are Born Equal, But Some

Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired Someone Else To Do It.

Zoo: An Excellent Place To Study The Habits Of Human Beings.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.