All Men Are Born Equal, But Some

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

There Is A Lot Of Difference Between The Man Who Is Not Able And His Brother Who Is Notable.