All Humor Is Rooted In Pain.

I Know That If I Wasn't Scared, Something's Wrong, Because The Thrill Is What's Scary.

Have You Ever Noticed How Quiet You Get When You Go In The Woods? It's Almost Like You Know That God's There.

I Had To Stop Drinkin, Cuz I Got Tired Of Waking Up In My Car Driving Ninety.

I Was A Loner And Never Hung Out With Anyone. I Never Had Any Friends.

The Ms Really Started Going Downhill In 1990.