Marriage Is Really Tough Because You Have

Imagine People Calling You To Find Out If You're Dead. I've Led A Real Crazy Life At Times, And I've Had Many Strange Things Happen To Me, But That Was One Of The Strangest.

Even When I Was A Little Kid, I Always Said I Would Be In The Movies One Day, And Damned If I Didn't Make It.

I Believe In Divine Forces And Energies.

I Urge You To Ask Yourself Just How Honorable It Is To Preside Over The Abuse And Suffering Of Animals.

I Ain't No Movie Star, Man. I'm A Booty Star.