Everyone Carries Around His Own Monsters.

Even When I Was A Little Kid, I Always Said I Would Be In The Movies One Day, And Damned If I Didn't Make It.

Two Things People Throughout History Have Had In Common Are Hatred And Humour. I Am Proud That I Have Been Able To Use Humour To Lessen People's Hatred.

When You're Running Down The Street On Fire, People Get Out Of Your Way!

There Are Only Two Pieces Of Pussy You're Gonna Get In Your Entire Life, That's Your First And Your Last.

I Won't Talk About What It Was Like In Prison, Except To Say I'm Glad I'm Out And That I Plan Never To Go Back And To Pay My Taxes Every Day.