All Englishmen Talk As If They've Got

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

Prayers Never Bring Anything... They May Bring Solace To The Sap, The Bigot, The Ignorant, The Aboriginal, And The Lazy - But To The Enlightened It Is The Same As Asking Santa Claus To Bring You Something For Xmas