All Disc Jockeys Are Without Talent. Noel

I Don't Consider Myself A Fashion Victim. I Consider Fashion A Victim Of Me.

And Like The Old Stereotype, I Overcame My Shyness By Making My Friends Laugh.

All Disc Jockeys Are Without Talent. Noel Edmonds - I Can't Stand Noel Edmonds.

When I Wake Up On A Monday Morning And I Realise I Don't Have To Go And Work At The Civil Service, I Really Think I've Won.

When I Turned About 12 Or 13, I Realised That Being Funny Wasn't About Remembering Jokes. It Was About Creating Them.