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I've Never Had An Abortion. And I Don't Know If I Would. But, It Doesn't Mean That I Wouldn't Fight To The Death For Women To Make Their Own Choices For Their Own Human Bodies.

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I Learned Pretty Early Is I Never Defend My Material; It's For Other People To If Someone Is Offended. It's So Subjective, And If You Don't Find It Funny, It's Definitely Going To Be Offensive.

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Jews Are The Most Liberal, Scrappy, Civil-rightsy People There Are.