I Have No Religion. But Culturally I

Scientology Is Weird Because It's New.

The Reason The Rest Of Us Remember, Like, When John Lennon Died, Is Because It's A Moment When Adrenaline Is Surging.

I'm So Glad Courtney Love Is Here; I Left My Crack In My Other Purse.

Women Don't Ask To Be Raped, But There Are Some That Are Asking To Be Motorboated

If I Don't Do Stand-up For Two Weeks, I Get Freaked Out.