Alas, Irreverence Has Been Subsumed By Mere

If You Asked Me To Write A Rock Song Or A Rap Song, I Couldn't Do It Because They're Not In My Fingers.

Political Satire Became Obsolete When They Awarded Henry Kissinger The Nobel Peace Prize.

The Audience Usually Has To Be With You, I'm Afraid. I Always Regarded Myself As Not Even Preaching To The Converted, I Was Titillating The Converted.

Counting In Octal Is Just Likst Counting In Decimal--if You Don't Use Your Thumbs.

To Me, Being Funny Is More Important Than Making A Point, But I Don't Know. Most Politicians Are So Interested In Making Points That They Don't ... I'd Rather Be Funny Myself, And I'd Rather Listen To Somebody With A Little Sense Of Humor.