Filth, I'm Glad To Say, Is In

Be It Ever So Decadent, There's No Place Like Home.

If I Can't Get People To Commit Themselves On Whether Or Not There Is A Square Root Of Two, Then I Won't Touch On God Or Anything Here

Don't Solicit For Your Sister, It's Not Nice. Unless You Get A Good Percentage Of Her Price.

One Of The Problems I See With These Comics On Television, Particularly Cable Television, Is, Since You Can Say Anything In Terms Of Sex And Scatological References And So On, Therefore, You Should Do It. So They All Limit Themselves To These Subjects And This Vocabulary. My Objection Is That It Is A Lack Of Articulateness. Irreverence Is Easy, But What Is Hard Is Wit. Wit Is What These Comedians Lack.

Political Satire Became Obsolete When They Awarded Henry Kissinger The Nobel Peace Prize.