Filth, I'm Glad To Say, Is In

Disclaimer: If Anyone Disagrees With Anything I Say, I Am Quite Prepared To Not Only Retract It, But Also To Deny Under Oath I Ever Said It.

Counting In Octal Is Just Likst Counting In Decimal--if You Don't Use Your Thumbs.

Irreverence Is Easy - Whats Hard Is Wit.

Laughter Is Involuntary. If It's Funny You Laugh.

It Is A Sobering Thought That When Mozart Was My Age, He Had Been Dead For Two Years.