I Went From Adolescence To Senility, Trying

On My Income Tax 1040 It Says 'check This Box If You Are Blind.' I Wanted To Put A Check Mark About Three Inches Away.

Everything Is So Weird In Politics That It's Very Hard To Be Funny About It, I Think.

Soon We'll Be Out Amid The Cold World's Strife. Soon We'll Be Sliding Down The Razor Blade Of Life. But As We Go Our Sordid Sep'rate Ways, We Shall Ne'er Forget Thee, Thou Golden College Days. Hearts Full Of Youth, Hearts Full Of Truth, Six Parts Gin To One Part Vermouth.

They Love Us Everywhere We Go. So When In Doubt, Send The Marines.

Political Satire Became Obsolete When They Awarded Henry Kissinger The Nobel Peace Prize.