Irreverence Is Easy - Whats Hard Is

If You Visit American City, You Will Find It Very Pretty. Just Two Things Of Which You Must Beware: Don't Drink The Water And Don't Breathe The Air. Pollution, Pollution, They Got Smog And Sewage And Mud. Turn On Your Tap And Get Hot And Cold Running Crud. See The Halibuts And The Sturgeons Being Wiped Out By Detergents. Fish Gotta Swim And Birds Gotta Fly, But They Don't Last Long If They Try. Pollution, Pollution, You Can Use The Latest Toothpaste, And Then Rinse Your Mouth With Industrial Waste.

You Can Raise Welts Like Nobody Else, As We Dance To The Masochism Tango.

Everything Is So Weird In Politics That It's Very Hard To Be Funny About It, I Think.

I Think That If People Are Having Trouble Communicating With One Another, The Least They Can Do Is Shut Up.

They Love Us Everywhere We Go. So When In Doubt, Send The Marines.