Better Laid Than Never.

Every Television Show You Go On Is A Choice.

I Hate Billings, Montana. They Have A Fashion Show At Sears Roebuck

If You Laugh At It, You Can Deal With It.

Valentine's Day Is Different For Old People. At This Age I Receive Chocolates In Boxes Shaped Like Artificial Hearts.

Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three Hours Straight. And That Was Just During Conception.