British Women Can't Cook.

Do You Still Throw Spears At Each Other?

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.

Aren't Most Of You Descended From Pirates?

We Live In What Virtually Amounts To A Museum - Which Does Not Happen To A Lot Of People.

No, I'd Probably End Up Spitting It Out Over Everybody.