I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle

I Told My Dad 'yeah, I’m Going To Be A Drummer', And He Said 'well, If You Can Rub Your Stomach At The Same Time As You Pat Your Head At The Same Time You’re Standing On One Leg And Kicking The Other One Out In A Circle And Say The Pledge Of Allegiance'. And I Did All That Just Like Bam, You Know?

I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A Black Belt In Run-fu.

I Have A Homosexual Crush On Most Adolescents.

You Just Can't Pull Out The Gun And Blow The Tv Away Anymore 'cause The Baby Might Be Sleeping.

I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means.