I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle

I'm Not Exactly Sure How Many Kids I Have, But Yes, I Do Miss Them Officially, For The Record. In Case Any Of Them Are Listening, I Love You.

I Am No Longer Married, So Ladies... There You Go.

I've Been Working On My Relationship With My Parents And My Sister Over The Years.

I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A Black Belt In Run-fu.

Yeah, I'm Going To Learn. I'm Going To Learn To Skate Really Good, And If I Can't, I'm Going To Get Hurt Doing It.