I'm A Drummer. I Can Count To

I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means.

Why Are There No Clouds In The Sky? ... 'cause God Wants To Watch His Favorite Band Again!

I Used To Drink Beer And Smoke Pot Before I Played. Now I Drink Tequila And Smoke Pot. So It's A Little Different

I Wanna Survive An Avalanche. I Wanna Be One Of Those People A Dog Finds Buried Under A Ton Of Snow, Almost Dying Of Starvation.

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.