Acting Has Been Described As Farting About

I Don't Go For This Auto-cannibalism. Very Damaging.

Pope Paul Iii Was The Greatest Thief In The History Of The Church.

Everyone Praises Sachin Tendulkar. He May Be A Genius In His Own Right But In My Book, Rahul Dravid Is The Artist. Dravid's Defence Tactics, His Strokes, His Cuts, His Grace Are Truly Amazing. I'd Like To Meet The Chap Sometime And Take My Hat Off To Him.

It's Very Inconvenient Because Every Time I Finish, Let's Say, A Chapter Of A Book, I Think I'm Going To Ring Richard And Then Realize: Oh, Christ, I've Buried Him. I Buried Him Last Year.

Irish Women Are Always Carrying Water On Their Heads, And Always Carrying Their Husbands Home From Pubs. Such Things Are The Greatest Posture-builders In The World.