Acting Has Been Described As Farting About

I'm A Working Stiff, Baby, Just Like Everybody Else.

Acting Has Been Described As Farting About In Disguise.

My Professional Acting Life, Stage And Screen, Has Brought Me Public Support, Emotional Fulfillment And Material Comfort. It Has Brought Me Together With Fine People, Good Companions With Whom I've Shared The Inevitable Lot Of All Actors: Flops And Hits.

For Me, Life Has Either Been A Wake Or A Wedding.

There's A Remedy For Everything Except Death.