Acting Has Been Described As Farting About

I'm Not Working-class: I Come From The Criminal Classes.

When I Work With Young People, I Grab Energy From Them By The Handsful.

George Eliot Is My Only Steady Girlfriend. We Go To Bed Together Every Night.

I Woke Up One Morning To Find I Was Famous. I Bought A White Rolls-royce And Drove Down Sunset Boulevard, Wearing Dark Specs And A White Suit, Waving Like The Queen Mum.

I Have No Intention Of Uttering My Last Words On The Stage. Room Service And A Couple Of Depraved Young Women Will Do Me Quite Nicely For An Exit.