Acting Has Been Described As Farting About

I Am Human, All Too Bloody Human.

He's A Scoundrel, Young Brad Pitt, Who Led Me, His Elderly Colleague, Astray More Than Once.

It Is Time For Me To Chuck In The Sponge. To Retire From Films And Stage. The Heart For It Has Gone Out Of Me: It Won't Come Back.

I Can't Stand Light. I Hate Weather. My Idea Of Heaven Is Moving From One Smoke-filled Room To Another.

Question: How Do You Know You're God? Answer: Simple. When I Pray To Him, I Find I'm Talking To Myself.