It's Very Inconvenient Because Every Time I

I Woke Up One Morning To Find I Was Famous. I Bought A White Rolls-royce And Drove Down Sunset Boulevard, Wearing Dark Specs And A White Suit, Waving Like The Queen Mum.

Writing Is A Kind Of Performing Art, And I Can't Sit Down To Write Unless I'm Dressed. I Don't Mean Dressed In A Suit, But Dressed Well And Comfortably And I Have To Be Shaved And Bathed.

It Was A Mistake And I Made The Mistake Because I Was Conservative And Played Safe. And That Way Lies Failure." "must Do It... Constantly Go To The Well... Constantly Try, Try, Try. Dare. Dare, Dare. Who Dares Wins.

The Only Exercise I Take Is Walking Behind The Coffins Of Friends Who Took Exercise.

What I Like Is Bottomless Flattery.