Acquaintance. A Person Whom We Know Well

A Man Is The Sum Of His Ancestors; To Reform Him You Must Begin With A Dead Ape And Work Downward Through A Million Graves.

Peace In International Affairs: A Period Of Cheating Between Periods Of Fighting

He Laughs Best Who Laughs Least.

Digestion, N. The Conversion Of Victuals Into Virtues. When The Process Is Imperfect, Vices Are Evolved Instead - A Circumstance From Which That Wicked Writer, Dr. Jeremiah Blenn, Infers That The Ladies Are The Greater Sufferers From Dyspepsia.

Satiety, N. The Feeling That One Has For The Plate After He Has Eaten Its Contents, Madam.