Truth - An Ingenious Compound Of Desirability

The Natural Equipment To Accomplish Some Small Part Of The Meaner Ambitions Distinguishing Able Men From Dead Ones. In The Last Analysis Ability Is Commonly Found To Consist Mainly In A High Degree Of Solemnity.

Pastime, N. A Device For Promoting Dejection. Gentle Exercise For Intellectual Debility.

Opposition, N. In Politics The Party That Prevents The Government From Running Amuck By Hamstringing It.

Rarebit N. A Welsh Rabbit, In The Speech Of The Humorless, Who Point Out That It Is Not A Rabbit. To Whom It May Be Solemnly Explained That The Comestible Known As Toad-in-a-hole Is Really Not A Toad, And That Riz-de-veau à La Financière Is Not The Smile Of A Calf Prepared After The Recipe Of A She Banker.

Brain: An Apparatus With Which We Think We Think.