War Is God's Way Of Teaching Americans

Applause, N. The Echo Of A Platitude.

Nirvana- In The Buddhist Religion, A State Of Pleasurable Annihilation Awarded To The Wise, Particularly To Those Wise Enough To Understand It.

Pie, N. An Advance Agent Of The Reaper Whose Name Is Indigestion.

Clairvoyant, N.: A Person, Commonly A Woman, Who Has The Power Of Seeing That Which Is Invisible To Her Patron - Namely, That He Is A Blockhead.

The World Has Suffered More From The Ravages Of Ill-advised Marriages Than From Virginity.