A Woman's Two Cents Worth Is Worth

Who Wants To Be Married To A Grandfather?

Nobody's Perfect. The Only One That Ever Was, Was Crucified.

Once In A While I Get Inspired And Finish My Act With The Hillbilly Hoedown.

When All Those City Folks Try To Fix Up My Talking, All They Do Is Mess Me Up.

I Never Knew Any Jews Until I Got Into Show Business. I've Found Them To Be Real Smart And Good Workers.