You Have To Be Different, Great Or

You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

I Came Out The Back Of The Building And I Was Hollering, 'i've Sung On The Grand Ole Opry! I've Sung On The Grand Ole Opry!'

I Was Married When I Wasn't Quite 14 And Had Four Babies By The Time I Was 18.

Some Of My Friends Who Know Me Best Say They Wouldn't Trade Places With Me For $1 Million Because Of The Pace I Lead.

We Used To Go Around Tipping Outhouses Over, Or Turning Over Corn Shocks On Halloween. Anything To Be Mean.