A Woman Who Cannot Be Ugly Is

There Is A Shortage Of Clerks. Everyone Is Going Into Journalism.

Culture Is The Tacit Agreement To Let The Means Of Subsistence Disappear Behind The Purpose Of Existence.

Stupidity Gets Up Early; That Is Why Events Are Accustomed To Happening In The Morning.

It Is The Mission Of The Press To Disseminate Intellect And At The Same Time Destroy Receptivity To It.

Nationalism Is The Love Which Ties Me To The Blockheads Of My Country, To The Insultors Of My Way Of Life, And To The Desecrators Of My Language.