A Woman Who Cannot Be Ugly Is

You'd Be Surprised How Hard It Can Often Be To Translate An Action Into An Idea.

Social Reform Is The Desperate Decision To Remove Corns From A Person Suffering From Cancer.

Someone Who Can Write Aphorisms Should Not Fritter Away His Time In Essays.

I Knew A Man Who Carried His Education In His Vest Pocket Because There Was More Room There Than In His Head.

The Secret Of The Demagogue Is To Make Himself As Stupid As His Audience So They Believe They Are Clever As He.