A Child Learns To Discard His Ideals,

A Philistine Is Habitually Bored And Looks For Things That Won't Bore Him. An Artist Finds Things Boring, But Is Never Bored.

The Ultimate Aim Of Psychoanalysis Is To Attribute Art To Mental Weakness, And Then To Trace The Weakness Back To The Point Where, According To Analytic Dogma, It Originated Namely, The Lavatory.

Not Greeting People Isn't Enough. One Also Doesn't Greet People One Doesn't Know.

Barbershop Conversations Are Irrefutable Proof That Heads Exist For The Sake Of Hair.

My Request That My Writing Be Read Twice Has Aroused Great Indignation. Unjustly So. After All, I Do Not Ask That They Be Read Once.