A Child Learns To Discard His Ideals,

Jealousy Is A Dog's Bark Which Attracts Thieves.

Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself. Because Each Of Us Is His Own Neighbor.

Intercourse With A Woman Is Sometimes A Satisfactory Substitute For Masturbation. But It Takes A Lot Of Imagination To Make It Work.

Imagination Has The Right To Feast In The Shade Of The Tree That It Turns Into A Forest.

A Pun, Though Despicable In Itself, Can Be The Noblest Vehicle Of An Artistic Intention By Serving As The Abbreviation Of A Wittyview. It Can Be A Social Criticism In The Form Of An Epigram.