A True Friend Will See You Through

When You See Yourself Quoted In Print And You’re Sorry You Said It, It Suddenly Becomes A Misquotation.

Equal Opportunity Means Everyone Will Have A Fair Chance At Being Incompetent.

Middle Age Is When Anything New In The Way You Feel Is Most Likely A Symptom.

If Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, Try Three.

Originality Is The Fine Art Of Remembering What You Hear But Forgetting Where You Heard It.