A True Friend Will See You Through

The Surest Sign That You Haven't Any Sense Is To Argue With One Who Hasn't.

A Bore Is A Person Who Lights Up The Room Simply By Leaving It.

Equal Opportunity Means Everyone Will Have A Fair Chance At Being Incompetent.

Home Is Where The College Student Home For The Holidays Isn't.

An Optimist Expects His Dreams To Come True; A Pessimist Expects His Nightmares To.