There Are Two Kinds Of Egotists: Those

A True Friend Will See You Through When Others See That You Are Through.

Bureaucracy Defends The Status Quo Long Past The Time When The Quo Has Lost Its Status.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

An Optimist Is One Who Makes The Best Of It When He Gets The Worst Of It.

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.