He Laughs Best Whose Laugh Lasts.

Peter's Principle: In An Organization, Each Person Rises To The Level Of His Own Incompetence.

You Could Generally Inform A Real Close Friend: When You Have Manufactured A Idiot Of On Your Own He Does Not Truly Feel You've Finished A Long Lasting Job.

There Is No Stigma Attached To Recognizing A Bad Decision In Time To Install A Better One.

An Optimist Expects His Dreams To Come True; A Pessimist Expects His Nightmares To.

Give A Child Enough Rope And He Will Trip You Up.