I Think Statues Are Great; They Show

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

Whenever I Throw Caution To The Wind I Make Sure I'm Facing The Right Way So That It Doesn't Blow Back And Hit Me In My Face.

Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is: Efficient; Hilarious.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.

How To Be A Bouncer: Be An Asshole; Stand Near A Door.