I Improve In Misquotation.

A Shot Of Brandy Can Save Your Life, But A Bottle Of Brandy Can Kill You.

It Is The Law Of Life That If You Are Kind To Someone You Feel Happy. If You Arecruel You Are Unhappy. And If You Hurt Someone, You Will Be Hurt Back.

When People Tell You How Young You Look, They Are Also Telling You How Old You Are.

I Was A Fat-headed Guy, Full Of Pain.

Probably No Greater Honor Can Come To Any Man Than The Respect Of His Colleagues.