A Rich Man Can Afford To Be

I Have No Use For People Who Hunt For What They Call Sport

Everything Edible Is Fried In Texas! Or It Is Buried In The Ground To Cook Before It Is Eaten. ... Texas Food Should Be Forbidden! 'the Steaks At Night Are Big And Bright, Deep In The Heart Of Texas!' And They Are Always Afloat In Grease. Next Morning You Are Served A Smaller Steak, Which Serves As A Platform For Two Fried Eggs ... All Of This Afloat In The Same Grease! 'chicken, You Say? You Bet! Comin' Up!' Same Grease! They Are Right. Comin' Up! For Hours Afterwards. I Couldn't Believe The Crust Of An Apple Pie! Same Grease!

I Lose All Control After Two Drinks Of Anything

Young Jimmy Dean Fell Off The World As Suddenly As He Had Come.

There Are Zillions Of People Who Say That Alcoholism Is A Disease, But Not Many Of Them Believe It