I Have No Use For People Who

I Lose All Control After Two Drinks Of Anything

At Awards Time, The Exorcist Was Nominated In 11 Categories, Everybody But The Janitor Was Up For An Oscar. There Was No Category For What I Did.

It Is A Remarkably Beautiful Piece Of Home Furnishing, The Oscar. I Used To Keep It Up In Front Of A Mirror So That It Looked Like Two

While I Am Rehearsing A Play, I Try To Read Nothing That Might Distract My Concentration From The Work In Progress.

I Find It Next To Impossible To Remain Politely Silent When People Prate To Me About The Glory Of Being Given Another Chance To Live Happily Ever After!