I Have No Use For People Who

I'd Stand In Line For Confession With Old People And Little Kids, And As The Line Moved Up And It Was Getting Closer To My Turn, I Knew That When I Got Into The Box I Would Lie! Again!

I Was Taught To Be Anti-jewish.

Everything Edible Is Fried In Texas! Or It Is Buried In The Ground To Cook Before It Is Eaten. ... Texas Food Should Be Forbidden! 'the Steaks At Night Are Big And Bright, Deep In The Heart Of Texas!' And They Are Always Afloat In Grease. Next Morning You Are Served A Smaller Steak, Which Serves As A Platform For Two Fried Eggs ... All Of This Afloat In The Same Grease! 'chicken, You Say? You Bet! Comin' Up!' Same Grease! They Are Right. Comin' Up! For Hours Afterwards. I Couldn't Believe The Crust Of An Apple Pie! Same Grease!

I Can Choose To Accelerate My Disease To An Alcoholic Death Or Incurable Insanity, Or I Can Choose To Live Within My Thoroughly Human Condition.

I Don't Think The Hollywood Community Is Interested In What I Can Do. That's All Right. I've Never Looked For A Job In My Life, And I'm Not Going To Start Now. I Have Plenty To Keep Me Busy.