A Man Is Known By The Silence

Diplomacy: Lying In State.

Darling: The Popular Form Of Address Used In Speaking To A Member Of The Opposite Sex Whose Name You Cannot At The Moment Remember.

To Babble Is To Make A Feminine Noise Somewhat Resembling The Sound Of A Brook, But With Less Meaning.

My Wife Has A Whim Of Iron.

The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The Scotts As A Joke, But The Scotts Haven't Seen The Joke Yet.