A Pessimist Is A Person Who Has

Happiness Is The Interval Between Periods Of Unhappiness.

Fishing Is A Delusion Entirely Surrounded By Liars In Old Clothes.

From 'the Lesson Of The Moth': And Before I Could Argue Him Out Of His Philosophy He Went And Immolated Himself On A Patent Cigar Lighter I Do Not Agree With Him Myself I Would Rather Have Half The Happiness And Twice The Longevity But At The Same Time I Wish There Was Something I Wanted As Badly As He Wanted To Fry Himself

Give Up The Dream That Love May Trick The Fates To Live Again Somewhere Beyond The Gleam Of Dying Stars, Or Shatter The Strong Gates Some God Has Builded High; Give Up The Dream.

The Trouble With The Public Is That There Is Too Much Of It; What We Need In Public Is Less Quantity And More Quality.