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Middle Age Is The Time When A Man Is Always Thinking That In A Week Or Two He Will Feel As Good As Ever.

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The Female Of All Species Are Most Dangerous When They Appear To Retreat.

Just As Soon As The Uplifters Get A Country Reformed It Slips Into A Nose Dive.

The Art Of Newspaper Paragraphing Is To Stroke A Platitude Until It Purrs Like An Epigram.