Life's Too Damn Funny For Me To

The Chief Obstacle To The Progress Of The Human Race Is The Human Race.

One Of The Most Important Things To Remember About Infant Care Is: Don't Change Diapers In Midstream.

There Was Once A Hindu Sage, Who Sat Down On The Banks Of The Ganges And Thought For Seventy Years About The Millennium. Just As He Arrived At The Solution And Was Putting It Into Verse, A Mosquito Stung Him And He Forgot It Again At Once.

My Heart Hath Followed All My Days Something I Cannot Name.

It Takes All Sorts Of People To Make The Underworld.