Life's Too Damn Funny For Me To

I Do Not See Why Men Sheould Be So Proud Insects Have The More Ancient Lineage According To The Scientists Insects Were Insects When Man Was Only A Burbling Whatisit.

Pity The Meek, For They Shall Inherit The Earth.

Between The Years Of Ninety-two And A Hundred And Two, However, We Shall Be The Ribald, Useless, Drunken, Outcast Person We Have Always Wished To Be. We Shall Have A Long White Beard And Long White Hair; We Shall Not Walk At All, But Recline In A Wheel Chair And Bellow For Alcoholic Beverages; In The Winter We Shall Sit Before The Fire With Our Feet In A Bucket Of Hot Water, A Decanter Of Corn Whiskey Near At Hand, And Write Ribald Songs Against Organized Society... We Look Forward To A Disreputable, Vigorous, Unhonoured, And Disorderly Old Age.

It Takes All Sorts Of People To Make The Underworld.

I Would Rather Start A Family Than Finish One.