Life's Too Damn Funny For Me To

A Demagogue Is A Person With Whom We Disagree As To Which Gang Should Mismanage The Country.

He Worked Like Hell In The Country So He Could Live In The City, Where He Worked Like Hell So He Could Live In The Country.

One Of The Most Important Things To Remember About Infant Care Is: Don't Change Diapers In Midstream.

The Things That I Can't Have I Want, And What I Have Seems Second-rate, The Things I Want To Do I Can't, And What I Have To Do I Hate.

You Want To Know Whether I Believe In Ghosts? Of Course I Do Not Believe In Them. If You Had Known As Many Of Them As I Have, You Would Not Believe In Them Either.