Life's Too Damn Funny For Me To

Insects Have Their Own Point Of View About Civilization A Man Thinks He Amounts To A Great Deal But To A Flea Or A Mosquito A Human Being Is Merely Something Good To Eat.

In Order To Influence A Child, One Must Be Careful Not To Be That Child's Parent Or Grandparent.

It Is Better To Be A Part Of Beauty For One Instant And Then Cease To Exist Than To Exist Forever And Never Be A Part Of Beauty

Fishing Is A Delusion Entirely Surrounded By Liars In Old Clothes.

By The Time A Bartender Knows What Drink A Man Will Have Before He Orders, There Is Little Else About Him Worth Knowing.