A Martini. Shaken, Not Stirred.

I Like Women. I Don't Understand Them, But I Like Them.

If You Have To Resort To Violence, You've Already Lost.

If America Had Been Discovered As Many Times As I Have, No One Would Remember Columbus.

You Write Your First Draft With Your Heart And You Re-write With Your Head. The First Key To Writing Is To Write, Not To Think.

I'm An Easy Target Because Of My Political Opinions.