But I Wouldn't Call Myself Sadistic.

The Great Jack Nicklaus Summed Things Up Neatly During A Charity Match On The Old Course At St. Andrews Where He And I Were Playing Against Ben Crenshaw And Glen Campbell. I Asked Him What He Considered To Be The Most Important Factor To Overcome In The Game Of Golf. His Reply, "it's An Unfair Game."

I Suppose I'll Be Able To Get A Drink There... I Told The Stewardess Liquor For Three... Who Are The Other Two?...oh, There Are No Other Two

I Hope To Work, Support My Children And Die Quietly Without Pain.

People Used To Call Me Bond In The Street. It Was Impossible To Avoid Crowds Of People All Over The Place And Blinding Flashguns. The Beatles Had To Run The Gauntlet As Well, But At Least There Were Four Of Them!

I'm An Easy Target Because Of My Political Opinions.