There's One Major Difference Between James Bond

The Knighthood I Received Was A Fantastic Honour But It's Not Something I've Ever Used And I Don't Think I Ever Will.

The Irish Seem To Have More Fire About Them Than The Scots.

Some Age. Others Mature.

I Admit I'm Being Paid Well, But It's No More Than I Deserve. After All, I've Been Screwed More Times Than A Hooker.

More Than Anything Else, I'd Like To Be An Old Man With A Good Face, Like Hitchcock Or Picasso.